Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Mitch Hedberg Jokes
I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah."
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