Thursday, August 07, 2008

SHOCKING! A Computer is Like Crack for MEN: Top 10 Symptoms

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10. Your girlfriend's name is DELLia.

9. You have a tattoo of a power button on some part of your body.

8. You get highly anticipated email from Best Buy and Circuit City.

7. You know what this says " 01001111 01001101 01000111 00100001 00100000 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01100011 01110100 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01100100 00100001 00100000 01001110 01000101 01010010 01000100 00100001 "

6. You're ill and have one eyeball hanging out of your socket, yet you choose to go to an online doctor.

5. You have no girlfriend, no wife, no friends. If you ever did, they left you because your first true love is a guy named Mac or Dell and nothing else matters.

4. You have porn hidden on your "hard (on) drive".

3. You bring your laptop to a strip club so you can get a "laptop" dance.

2. Your screen saver is a picture of "YOU!" using the computer.

1. You have at least 4 of these symptoms and came up with 10 other symptoms of your own while reading this list!! Welcome to the club buddy!


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3 COMMENT???????:

petra said...

sad, so sad....

But I know guys like this....

Cecilia Sherrard said...

Men!? Eh, us females have the same issues...

You know you're addicted to the computer when you read an insulting addiction article and you're upset because you're not included...

Reytos said...

Well' We'll have to come up with a women version very soon..keep an eye out for it!!