CRYPTO'S GONE WILD: Chupacabra, Bigfoot, and The Montauk Monster?

Recently the Chupacabra, Bigfoot, and The Montauk Monster seem to be popping up out of no where. It seems as if some kind of mass Crypto conference let all of their pets loose. I don't know what to believe, but all I can say is "SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL US WTF THESE THINGS ARE ALREADY!!" Now I'm hearing that the "scientists" in charge of the whole Bigfoot scandal are saying it's all a hoax...of course it is. They said Mr. Montauk is a prop from a b-rated independent film, and still no word about that Chupacabra video some hillbilly cop filmed. Give it time and the "man" will hire some random 80 yr old pet owner to come out and say that's not Chupacabra, that's Mr Cuddles, my doggy.

I really want to see some kind of actual non discredited piece of evidence in my lifetime. Will it happen? Who knows?

Anyone who can show Blogsters Guild some actual evidence we will wire you $000,000,001 to a bank account of your choice =)

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