Old People On Uranus

OLD PEOPLE...
Do you feel old?
Do you look like a dog too?
Do you feel like your time is up?
Is your fastest sprint less than 1 mph?
Is your hair so white that it makes Bob Barker look 21 yrs old?
Can you brush your teeth without taking them out?
Do you have complete control over your farts?
Do your eyebrows grow like Chia pets?
Do you have a single 3 foot strand a hair growing out of your cheek? (Applies to old woman to too)
Can you read this?

If you feel old... move to Uranus and you'll feel a whole lot better about yourself. See why below.

These old timers went to Uranus!

See how they're clubbing...Wha? Whaat?



Here's Ethel chillin, waiting for her boo to come home.



See what a birthday is called on Uranus: BEWARE!


See "your" age on URANUS!!!!!

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