Bachelor Snacks For Dying Bachelors

Being a bachelor is tough. Scrounging for quarters in between the sofa in hopes to have enough to buy food, buying a block of spam and only using half so you can eat the next day, Taco bell hot sauce being the hottest hot sauce you can afford (free).

I've come across many different types of cheap, easy to make non traditional Bachelor snacks in my day. I'm going to share a few of them them with all the hungry bachelors out there in hopes of saving a bachelors precious life.






1. Bacheloritos: (Blogsters Guild fave)
What you need:

Bag of Doritos
Real Lemon
Hot sauce of your choice, preferable Tabasco
zip-lock bag

First grab some Doritos and put them in a zip-lock bag. Now squeeze as much lemon as you can inside the bag and finally splash a crap load of hot sauce to add the necessary kick that makes this snack "Bacheloritos"!!!

2. Cheese Pocklezons: (invented by starving Steven S. from Salinas Ca)
What you need:

Saltine crackers
cheese slice
microwave

Very simple to make this one is. All you do is take a Saltine and top it with a piece of sliced cheese and nuke the heck out of it!

3. Cinnamon Sog: (concocted by hungry Ron V. from Salinas Ca)
What you need:

Slice of bread
cinnamon
sugar
butter
microwave

Take a silce of bread and top it with all of these ingredients and nuke it for about 20 sec. Don't put it too long or the bread hardens.

4. Philly Hot Cheetos: (devoured by craving Kelly S. from Chula Vista Ca)
What you need:

Flaming Hot Cheetos of your choice
cream cheese

Dip your hot Cheeto in the cream cheese as it was your last meal!

5. White Rice Delight: (consumed by famished Filipino bachelors all over the world)
What you need:

White rice
Anything sweet- Mango, banana, Pop Rocks

Mix whatever you have thats sweet with your rice and you'll have a desert that no ones ever heard of....unless your Filipino ;)

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