Wednesday, October 22, 2008

A Cougar Strikes Again: M.I.L.F. Happens!

Okay not a M.I.L.F for me but for him it is.

A 48 yr old Cougar with a moustache and taco meat on her lip has been released out into the wild and has taken a young victim hostage! Her victim is a 24yr old baby pshycopath who loves extremely wrinkly things and enjoys long walks on the sand at the Cougar Playground outside the nursing home.

I wish them both the best of luck in all of their endeavors. May they enjoy trimming their moustaches together in the morning, changing each others diapers throughout the day, and making raunchy Mcluvin at night. No seriously..love is blind...Apparently, they both have proven this.

...Lovers till the end...which may be any day now.

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Anonymous said...

Hhahahahahahahahahhahaha

Reytos said...

woooohohohoooohooohoooohahaha

BadEvan said...

I thought cougars had to be some what hot looking or rich. I don't believe she's 48. I think that was a typo, should have been 84.

Reytos said...

Cougars in my book is any older lady hooking up with a younger man. You're probably right about that 84 thing but that's the word...she must be lying about her age and he fell for it.