Yo Mama's so.....

Yo mama's so ugly she makes Onions cry.

Yo mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter

Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo mama's so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell


Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama’s so ugly, they renamed Halloween Yo-Mamaween

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest & they said “Sorry, amateurs only”

Yo mama's so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

Yo mama's so poor, the burglars break in and leave her money.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo mama's so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so old she farts dust

Yo mama's so old her birthday expired.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Yo mama's so fat her favorite food is seconds.



Thanks to Trevor from Monterey, CA!

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