Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Real Headlines For Real Dumbasses

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Uh? Ya!

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Police brutality at it's finest.

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
I'll work till the death...and no more after that!!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Target practice for new Judges?

War Dims Hope for Peace
WAR before PEACE= Zero Hope

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Thanks. I was debating if it was the heat wave causing all the cold weather!!!

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
OOOOH! Good work Detective Dumbass!!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
And this was how the new super hero " Electro Battery Man" was born...fully charged at the speed of light.

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
I always liked Kids on a Stick. Put a little ketchup..mmm mmm!!

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
7 foot doctors or 7 foot doctors??

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
God said " These guys aren't dead enough...let's get em again!!!"

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