It’s been a while since we’ve had a good “I fu**ed Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom” story. Thanks UK tabloid The Sun!

Bobby Brown’s so Brandon is claiming that he got intimate with the actress in a toilet. Apparently Lindsay – who most recently has been seen cosying up to female DJ Samantha Ronson – couldn’t resist the reality TV star’s charms. He boasts:

“Me and Lindsay got really, really close.She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.” viaBobby Brown (right) Pimp Brown (left)