Sunday, March 30, 2008

Urban Art High Heels

The effect is fresh - a stylistic palate cleanser after the bland taste of your same-old, overpriced, black pumps.

And it seems we’re not alone in this opinion. In the short time since his introduction into streetwear boutique The Rage (13 Kensignton Avenue, Toronto, ON, Canada) Missaien has been raved about in several publications and included in Vans Shoe show in Toronto.

To add to the mystique of owning your own wearable piece of shoe-art, all of Missiaen’s works are one-of-a-kind. On The Rage’s Etsy site, you enter your feet measurements and style requests for hand-tailored effect. They’re also reasonably priced - from $120 - $180 – so the savvy shoe-ophiles among us will have no trouble chalking this one up to a necessary cultural investment. Continue: Shoes that Come To Life

(By L.Harper via thecoolhunter.net)

Jumper (2008) IPOD Movie Download

A genetic anomaly allows a young man to teleport himself anywhere. He discovers this gift has existed for centuries and finds himself in a war that has been raging for thousands of years between "Jumpers" and those who have sworn to kill them.
Download:
Jumper (mp4 ipod format)

MEGA Music Download: 2008 Hip Hop, R&B & Alternative

HIP HOP n R&B
Avant feat R Kelly- You
Charlie Wilson feat Snoop Dogg- Let It Out
Neyo- Closer
Janet Jackson- Can't Be Good
Keisha Cole- Heaven Sent
Cherish- Amnesia
Beyonce- Beautiful Nightmare
Nina Sky- Secrets
Jay Z- Ain't I
Yung Berg- Do That There
Kardinall Official feat Akon- Dangerous
Donnie Klang feat Diddy(from Making the Band)- Take You There
Danity Kane- Make Me Sick
Sincere feat Avril Lavigne- Never Say
Rihanna- Take A Bow
Chingy- Ain't No Way
Chingy feat Bobby Valentino- Remember When
Estelle- Shine
The DEY- No Looking Back
The Roots feat Chrissette Michelle- Rising Up
Hot Dollar feat Sean Kingston- On The Block
Nelly feat Fergie- Party People




ALTERNATIVE n POP
The Last Goodnight- Stay Beautiful
Metro Station- Shake It Up
Paramore- That's What You Get
Avril Lavigne- The Best Damn Thing
Linkin Park- Givin Up
Sara Barielles- Love Song
Leona Lewis- Misses Glass
Heidi Montag- No More
Ashlee Simpson- Outta my head ay ya ya feat. timbaland
Alanis Morrissette (Album)- The Collection
Saosin (Album)- Come Close

Capitola UFO



The town of Capitola, Calif., is buzzing about a mysterious object that appears to have been photographed on May 16 of last year. A dude named Raji posted images on the Web site Craigslist, answered a few questions from UFO hunters around the world, and then just disappeared into cyberspace...but here it is again.

Continue: Fleet of UFO's Caught on Film (San Francisco)

Going To Hell In Style

DUI death maybe??

Computer Of TheYear


Why bother with all the "other" buttons...RIGHT??

Lazy Man Six Pack Abs

Job Market In The Near Future??

Hahahaha!! This is so hilarious!!! Though some may get offended...so if your a sensitive prick don't watch!

Thanks Bryan!

The Root Of All R&B Songs


Thanks Bryan!

Friday, March 28, 2008

The Donkey Police Cites A Highway Pooper

I'd rather get a ticket!!!


Thanks Bryan!!

Just Another Reason To Quit Smoking

Here's a funny yet horrifying way to die from smoking!!

Jiu Jitsu Love

"Let us just cuddle snookie pooh"

Firefox Improvements That Will Make Life Easier


“Ctrl+F” is so last year. All the cool kids are using “/”.

If you hold “Ctrl” and press “F” you’ll bring up the standard find bar in Firefox. Boring. This is fairly common knowledge. What most people don’t know is that if you press “/” (slash) you’ll bring up the quick find bar. The difference with the quick find bar is that it clears and closes itself once you click anywhere or stop typing for a few seconds, leaving you to continue on your merry browsing way.
Firefox Tip - Quick Find
Time saved by not having to: Close the find bar when you’re done using it.

Acknowledge your mouse’s bastard child; the Middle-Click.
Firefox utilizes your mouse’s middle click (i.e., pressing the scroll wheel down), so you should too. You likely already know that middle-clicking a link will open that link in a new tab, but did you know middle-clicking anywhere on a tab will close that tab? This comes in especially handy when closing multiple tabs because you don’t have to keep moving the mouse to the next tab’s “X” icon as the tab sizes keep changing with every tab you close.
Time saved by not having to: Use that pesky hand-eye coordination.

Copy&Paste into Google no more!
Highlight any text on a website and then right-click on it. What do you know, there’s an option to “Search Google for…” the text you have highlighted. Well I’ll be a copy and pasting monkey’s uncle!
Firefox Tip - Search Google For
Time saved by not having to: Ctrl+C, Ctrl+T, type google.com, hit enter, Ctrl+P, hit enter.

Show your Auto-Complete who’s boss.
Using auto-complete is a great way to be more efficient. That is, unless your auto-complete brings up dozens of junk-complete options for you to choose from. Next time in the email field of a web form and Firefox brings up a mile long list of all those bogus emails you’ve used in the past to avoid spam, just press the down arrow once and hold down the delete key to remove all those useless “suggestions”. You can also use the up and down arrows to pick and choose which items you want to remove.
Time saved by not having to: Fish through a list of junk.


via

What Would You Answer? Dirty Mind You



That was my answer.....SO!

Lionel Richie Gets High on Helium..and Sings

Lionel must really need the attention and the money. This is something William Shatner would do...anything for a paycheck.

Sounds Like Something George Bush Would Do

I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number. via

Escape From Scientology Land



Related post: Scientology Related Deaths and Celebrities

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Glowing Virgin Mary


Crowds outside St. Joseph the Provider Church, 633 Porter Ave., have been growing larger every night since a group of women first noticed that the eyes and heart of a statue of the Virgin Mary appear to glow. With many carrying still and video cameras and peering through binoculars, the crowd swelled to several hundred people of all ages as daylight waned Thursday, and the obvious glow of the statue's eyes and heart intensified. Even with some notable light sources, the reason for the glow was unclear. Light shined on the church and the crowd from inside the attached school building, where bingo was being played, and from security and streetlights outside. Lights on TV cameras and the fleeting light from flashbulbs also illuminated the scene. The sky was overcast and winds were calm Thursday evening. The eyes of the statue on the bell tower began glittering about a week ago, said Rocky Yeropoli, who has lived directly across the street from the church since 1974. via


Thomas Beatie: The World's First Pregnant She-Man


Thomas Beatie, a woman who changed her sex and now calls herself a man, is five months pregnant with a baby girl.

The Oregon resident said in an article of "The Advocate", a national magazine for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender readers, that he went through a sex change but reconstructed only his chest and had testosterone therapy. He kept his female reproductive organs and became pregnant through artificial insemination. via

Quarterback Pilots

This is the old way to fight a war...

Madonna ft. Justin Timberlake & Timbaland- 4 Minutes


4 Minutes is Madonna's new single from her upcoming album Hard Candy. This album is produced solely by Timbaland and Pharrell.


Download:
4 Minutes

FOXNEWS.COM Has A Dirty Kinky Editor


David Cook Sings Billie Jean

David Cook sang his rendition of "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson and blew me away. I wasn't sure how David was going to put his own flavor on an already perfect song, but he somehow seemed to pull it off and owned it. Much like the rendition of "Hello" by Lionel Richie this was...like Randy Jackson says...BLAZING MOLTEN HOT!!!

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

How to Scam Del Taco And Go To Jail

"How to Scam Del Taco" was a minor hit on YouTube but, unfortunately for the filmmaker, some Rialto police officers were among the 20,000-plus viewers.

They arrested him for scamming a Del Taco out of about $15 worth of food by making bogus complaints, the Riverside Press-Enterprise reported. via


How To Hack A Call Center Telephone System

Don't you hate calling and it takes 15 minutes to get a live person?? Watch this to beat the darn system!!

Unlock Your Car With A Tennis Ball



***This usually only works with older cars***

Promoting Tom Hanks Is Easy

Your Welcome!!

Why You Should Become A Vegetarian YUCK!



















Why the holes!!!!! Check it out!



Actors That Turned Down The Role Of A Lifetime



These actors and actresses are probably kickin themselves after passing up on the
opportunity to lead in these major movie hits. HAHA!!
  • Molly Ringwald - Molly Ringwald turned down the role of Vivian in “Pretty Woman” and the role of Molly in “Ghost” among others.
  • Mel Gibson - Turned down the lead role in Gladiator. A role which landed Russell Crowe the Academy Award.
  • Melanie Griffith - Melanie Griffith turned down the role of “Thelma” in “Thelma and Louise.”
  • Julia Roberts - Turned down Sharon Stone’s leg crossing role in “Basic Instinct,” the role of Mary Corleone in “Godfather III” the role of Annie in “Sleepless in Seattle,” the lead role of “Shakespeare in Love” and the role of Lucy in “While You Were Sleeping.”
  • Tom Hanks - Turned down the role of Ray Kinsella in “Field of Dreams,” Andy Dufresne in “The Shawshank Redemption” and the lead role in “Jerry Maguire.”
  • John Travolta - Turned down the role of Forrest Gump.
  • Denzel Washington - Turned down the role of Curtis in “Dreamgirls”, the lead in “I Robot”, and it’s rumored he turned down the role of “Ray Charles” in Ray.
See Entire List:

Veggie Fruit Baby Makin

THIS....

PLUS+++ THIS!!!
(This thing really needs some Applebottom Jeans!!)

EQUALS===THIS!!!

Real Headlines For Real Dumbasses

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Uh? Ya!

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Police brutality at it's finest.

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
I'll work till the death...and no more after that!!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Target practice for new Judges?

War Dims Hope for Peace
WAR before PEACE= Zero Hope

If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Thanks. I was debating if it was the heat wave causing all the cold weather!!!

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
OOOOH! Good work Detective Dumbass!!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
And this was how the new super hero " Electro Battery Man" was born...fully charged at the speed of light.

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren’t they fat enough?!

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
I always liked Kids on a Stick. Put a little ketchup..mmm mmm!!

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
7 foot doctors or 7 foot doctors??

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
God said " These guys aren't dead enough...let's get em again!!!"

Friday, March 21, 2008

10,000 BC (Download)





A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe. IMDb

10,000 BC ::Download ::












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Top 10 Most Expensive Cars in the World

10. Aston Martin Vanquish $255,000


9. Lamborghini Murcielago $279,900


8. Rolls-Royce Phantom $320,000


7. Maybach 62 $385,250


6. Mercedes SLR McLaren $455,500


5. Porsche Carrera GT $484,000


4. Koenigsegg CCX $600,910


3. Pagani Zonda C12 F $741,000


2. Ferrari Enzo $1,000,000


And Finally, #1, The Bugatti Veyron $1,700,000 which is owned by none other than....

Simon Cowell

Happy Easter!

Courtesy of the Mentally Challenged Animal Babies # 20 (Trying to be PC)

Two Teens Hold Up Florida Police Station

Or should I say, "Attempt to". Better yet, this should be a PSA for illiteracy in America. Can you spell Morons?

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Stuffed Bear & Bunny Goin At It!

Hilarious Blaupunkt commercial starring Bunny & Benny

Wanna do some lines?


This is an awesome & addictive game but in order to enjoy it, you'll need to play it Full Size, in all it's splendor. A tiny embedded window just won't cut it. Play Line Rider Here








Here's an insane vid on how complex you can get w/ the lines. I can barely get him to launch off a basic slope!

Man's Life in Australia for Sale Online

A painful breakup with his wife has prompted a man to put his entire life — his house, his car, his job, even his friends — up for sale online in an effort to start over.

Ian Usher, a British immigrant to Australia, said Tuesday he would auction everything he owns and more on e-Bay starting June 22.

"On the day it's all sold and settled, I intend to walk out of my front door with my wallet in one pocket and my passport in the other, nothing else at all," Usher says on his Web site.

Up for bid is Usher's three bedroom house in the western city of Perth and everything inside it, his car, motorcycle, jet ski and parachuting gear.

Usher says he is also selling a one-time introduction to his friends and a trial run at his job — a plan endorsed by his friends and his employer.

In media interviews on Tuesday, Usher said he wants a fresh start after realizing that most things in his current life remind him of the relationship he had with the wife of five years whom he broke up with more than a year ago.

"Everything that I have — the furniture in the house — all has memories attached to it," Usher, 44, told Seven Network television. "It's time to shed the old, and in with the new."

Usher said his life will be sold in one lot, and that bidders should expect to pay more than $390,000, which is the upper end of a realtor's valuation of his house that he has posted online.

Joy Jones, who co-owns the rug store in Perth where Usher worked as a shop assistant, said she liked the auction idea and wanted to help out. Joy Jones Rugs is offering the successful bidder a two-week trial, which could be extended for three months and then become permanent if it works out.

"When Ian came with this idea — because we had seen him go through a breakup of marriage and pain and bits and pieces — I thought it was really exciting," Jones told the Australian Broadcasting Corp. "We thought, why not give it a go?"

Usher said his friends in Perth had also proved willing to be introduced to the highest bidder — allowing him to advertise his auction as offering a complete lifestyle.

Usher, who was born in Darlington, England, planned to open the auction at noon Perth time on June 22 and accept the last bid exactly one week later.

He said he hopes to set off traveling, including a visit to his mother in England, as soon as the auction is over.

"My current thoughts are to then head to the airport, and ask at the flight desk where the next flight with an available seat goes to, and to get on that and see where life takes me from there," he wrote online. source

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Never Kiss A Guy During A Staredown

This incident between Heath Herring & Yoshihiro Nakao took place prior to a K1 Fight in Japan back in 12/31/2005. WWJD?

Of Course They’re Scissors

Quote from the mom:
“This is my kindergartener’s artistic rendering of a pair of scissors. I wonder what his teacher thought. I allowed myself just a small smirk when I saw it. I waited until he was out of the room before I started crying, from laughing so hard.”























What did YOU think it was? Dirty!




Thanks to Char Char from SF!

The Most Advanced Quadruped Robot on Earth

BostonDynamics has invented The Most Advanced Quadruped Robot on Earth, dubbed BigDog. It measures 1 meter long, 0.7 meters tall & 75 kg in weight. It can trot along at 3.3 mph, climb a 35 degree slope & can carry a payload of 120lbs. It's supposedly going to be used for practical applications such as mountain rescue over dangerous terrain, etc...

Personally, I think any survivors of avalanches, etc... would probably die of fright or run for their lives if they saw this loud, headless abomination making its way towards them.

Student disciplined after stopping out-of-control school bus

A 15-year-old girl who stopped her out-of-control school bus was hit with a Saturday detention because she was supposed to be in class when the accident happened.

Marina High School student Amanda Rouse was on a bus with 40 elementary school students Wednesday morning when the driver fell out of her seat after a turn and hit her head.

Rouse jumped up and applied the brakes, bringing the bus to a halt after striking two parked cars. No one was injured.

But Rouse said she was punished because she wasn't supposed to be on the bus in the first place.

Rouse said she fell ill on the way to school, but instead of calling in sick, she asked the bus driver for a lift back to the bus yard before the accident happened. She must attend Saturday school as punishment for failing to call in sick that day.

"She is in trouble with school because she made the wrong decision," said Rouse's grandmother, Sally Correll. "But I can't help but believe that she was where God wanted her to be."

A spokesperson for the Monterey Peninsula Unified School District could not immediately be reached Saturday. source

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Demented Toons





Assorted R&B Hits


Usher Featuring Young Jeezy: Love In This Club

Rihanna: Don't Stop The Music


Chris Brown: With You

Lupe Fiasco Featuring Matthew Santos: Superstar

Colby O'Donis Ft Akon: What You Got

Fighting The Curse Of The Face-Eating Tumor

A Jehovah's Witness who for decades refused all surgery on his horrific facial disfigurement has been given hope by a British doctor and new medical technology. Unwilling to accept a blood transfusion, Jose Mestre has allowed the bloody tumour that first appeared on his lip in adolescence to obliterate almost all of his face.


Now 15 inches long and weighing 12 pounds, it has blinded him in one eye and made eating a daily ordeal. As it begins to block his airways, doctors fear his life could be in danger. But now one of Britain's leading facial surgeons has proposed treating Jose, 51, by employing ultrasound waves to coagulate the blood before the operation. This should allow his growths to be removed without risk of heavy bleeding – satisfying his religious prohibition on blood transfusions that has so far hampered his search for treatment.


Jose was examined by two doctors in Britain - Loshan Kangesu, consultant plastic surgeon at Broomfield Hospital, and Dr Iain Hutchison of St Bartholomew's in London. Dr Hutchison, who also runs the Saving Faces surgery research charity, is optimistic that a single operation with a harmonic scalpel could have a dramatic affect on Jose's features. "I think we can remove a large proportion of the lesions – around 80 per cent," he said. "We would then have to deal with the underlying nose, lip and tongue disfigurement." "I have never seen a vascular malformity as bad," he added.
Jose's condition, haemangioma, stems from abnormalities in the capillaries and veins in his face. In effect, what should be a river carrying blood back to his heart has turned into a lake, which has now expanded to obliterate the rest of his features. For Jose, surgery would offer an escape from the routine he has developed to help deal with his affliction.

Every day he sets off from his home in a suburb of Lisbon for Rossio Square, one of the city's main plazas, where he sits out the afternoon enduring the stares and questions of strangers. He has become something of a local celebrity, a notoriety he does not always seem to resent. Unable to find work or a girlfriend, he has been supported by his siblings since the death of his mother, with whom he was very close and from whom he took his religious beliefs.



"It's very difficult to find out the truth about why he hasn't been treated in the past," said Rob Farquhar, producer of the Discovery Channel documentary which brought Jose to Britain in search of a cure.
Financial pressures, mis-diagnoses and the limitations of the Portuguese health system all played a role, but Jose's own complicated attitude to his condition has not helped. Unsuccessful and unhappy visits to Germany and Spain in search of medical care in his youth have left him with a distrust of doctors. This, combined with his loyalty to his mother's faith, and concerns about life without the mask to which he has become accustomed, appear to have instilled Jose with a sullen fatalism about his condition.

His inertia has infuriated his close family, who do not share Jose's religious beliefs. Jose himself, although a Jehovah's Witness, does not attend any church. During the consultation with Dr Hutchison in London, Jose's sister Guida reacted with exasperation her brother's initial reluctance to discuss the offer of a transfusion-free operation. "Die alone, not with me. For me, finished," she cried, in dramatic footage to be broadcast for the first time this week. Guida shoulders much of the burden for caring for Jose.

But Jose now seems ready to confront his condition. He has agreed in principle to Dr Hutchison's proposal to return to London for an exploratory operation on one of his smaller lesions. If the treatment works, the majority of Jose's tumour could be removed and his face rebuilt in a single 12 hour operation. Despite the experimental nature of the treatment Dr Hutchison is confident of success. A harmonic scalpel has never been used to remove growths as extreme as Jose's, but has proved itself a highly effective surgical tool since coming onto the market a few years ago. Dr Hutchison, who has offered to carry out the operation without charge, is now waiting for Jose and his family to get in contact and arrange an appointment. "I hope that he is well and in reasonable health, and if he wants to come and see me my door is open," he said. source

No Parachute Skydiver

This is your brain on drugs...

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Download)

After being sent away by Judge Turpin, Sweeney Todd a.k.a Benjamin Barker returns to London with the help of a sailor, Anthony Hope. He opens a barber shop above Mrs. Lovett's Meat Pie Shop, where she sells "the worst pies in London." With the help of Mrs. Lovett, Todd means to rid London of the corrupt aristocracy, and hopes to be reunited with his daughter, Johanna, who is now Judge Turpin's ward. IMDb


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Animator vs Animation II

Very clever flash with awesome animation... (ATTN: IE Users. If you see a blank screen, or it appears to be stuck at 0%, give it a minute or so Then REFRESH your browser) Trust me, it's well worth the wait...





Pacquiao-Marquez an electric battle to the end

We waited four long years and it finally happened. The rematch was well worth the wait. In 2004, Juan Manuel Marquez survived three knockdowns in the first-round to box his way to a draw with Manny Pacquiao.

On Saturday at the Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Pacquiao (47-3, 35 KOs) won a close split decision over Marquez (48-5, 35 KOs) to win the WBC super featherweight title. The scores were 115-112 Marquez, 115-112 Pacquiao and 114-113 for Pacquiao.

The rematch lived up to the hype and had just as much drama as the first meeting. Marquez came out boxing for the first two rounds and stunned Pacquiao at the end of the second.

In the third, Pacquiao unloaded with a hard left that would send Marquez down. At that point the war began, with both combatants trading some heavy leather as Pacquiao went for the finish. The drama continued to unravel for the next few rounds as Marquez obliged Pacquiao by standing his ground to trade power punches.

A clash of heads in the seventh opened up a cut outside the right eye of Marquez. The tide would change once again in the eighth, as an inside right hand opened up a bad cut on the right eyelid of Pacquiao. The cut bothered Pacquiao and impaired his vision. Marquez would take advantage by unloading with combinations and right hands to the head to once again shift the momentum of the fight. Both were battered, bleeding and bruised by the 10th.

The fight was on the table going into the 12th and final round. Marquez began to connect with numerous combinations on a tired Pacquiao, who was unable return fire with his counters. The crowd stood up as they continued to trade in the closing moments of the fight. At the end of the day, the knockdown in the third won the fight for Pacquiao. Marquez feels he was robbed of a win.

"I won the fight. It was the wrong decision. One knockdown is not an entire fight," Marquez said.
According to the plan for the last few months, Pacquiao is set to fight WBC lightweight champion David Diaz, who won a non-title bout on the undercard, this summer. Diaz is not going to be a pushover for Pacquiao. He's a big, strong lightweight. He lacks one-punch knockout power, but he uses his big frame to physically impose his will on opponents.

He possesses a sneaky defense and picks off a lot of the punches that opponents throw in his direction. He showed in his winning effort with Jose Armando Santa Cruz that he's able to change the direction of a fight with a single punch.

The year-end opponent, should Pacquiao get by Diaz, is up in the air. One mega-name that everyone involved has mentioned is Ricky Hatton. HBO, Top Rank and Hatton's handlers want the fight.

A fight with Hatton would require another jump in weight to the junior-welterweight limit of 140 pounds. Hatton would also need to beat his comeback opponent on May 24, Juan Lazcano. There are many in the sport who feel that Hatton, although he's only five pounds north, is too big and too strong for Pacquiao, who weighed 106 pounds for his ring debut in 1995.
Manny Pacquiao could be eyeing Ricky Hatton after Pacquiao's next fight. (Isaac Brekken / Associated Press)

Another name mentioned has been newly crowned WBO/IBF/WBA lightweight champ Nate Campbell. If Pacquiao beats Diaz, a bout with Campbell would be for the undisputed lightweight title. If Campbell shows up in the same fashion he did in his big upset win over Juan Diaz last weekend in Cancun, Pacquiao will have his hands full.

With Pacquiao moving up in weight, Marquez would become the top fighter in the super featherweight division. He will probably find himself in a fight for the vacant WBC title that Pacquiao will leave behind. source

Maybe She's Just Punking Us?

Actually, Heidi Montag may have unknowingly made the world a better place by releasing this music video. Examples…

  • This video could be used to induce vomiting for accidental ingestions of poisons or any other toxic substances.
  • The FBI could used this video to interrogate & force confessions out of suspected Al Qaeda Terrorists
  • If you’re having suicidal thoughts, press Play. Consider it “Virtual Euthanasia”.
  • Most importantly, (fingers crossed) This video could be used worldwide as a paradigm for film students to prevent any future atrocities such as this.


Thanks to Sheila from Vallejo!

The Geekiest Tattoo Of All Time...

If it isn’t, its gotta at least be in the top 5. Could've been worse though. At least he didn't tat his entire arm Blue.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Say Hello To My Little Friend

I think I’ve found an easy way to solve any crime & save us millions of tax dollars every year that would typically go towards law enforcement. Just look for the guy wearing the Scarface Tee. Case closed.




Laughing Babies

If these vids don’t turn that frown upside down, you probably enjoy beating small animals, cutting off doll heads & reading catcher in the rye. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)



Friday, March 14, 2008

Instant Hot Ice!

Sodium Acetate + Water & a pan & voila!

Pacquiao hoping to be called world champion again

LAS VEGAS—The words were said spontaneously.

Sprawled on the canvas while being given a rub-down massage, Manny Pacquiao suddenly raised his head and told bosom buddy Buboy Fernandez:

“Lakasan mo. Para kang hindi assistant trainer ng world champion. [Make it firmer. You do it as if you’re not the assistant trainer of a world champion].”

Of course, while Pacquiao is a two-time world champion, technically, he isn’t right now.

He needs to beat Mexican Juan Manuel Marquez in their March 15 rematch to become the first Filipino—and Asian, in fact—to hold world titles in three divisions.

Pacquiao, in high spirits after ending his preparations for the bout, dubbed “Unfinished Business,” at the IBA Gym here, then changed into a T-shirt and accommodated the GMA Network television crew, photographers, friends and autograph-seekers.

He promised to show the best of Manny Pacquiao on Saturday.

“I’ve trained long and hard, sacrificed not seeing my family to prepare for this fight,” said Pacquiao. “I’m dedicating this to the Filipino people.”

Freddie Roach, who supervised Pacquiao’s training at his Wild Card Gym in Hollywood, believes he and Pacquiao have done everything to snare the crown from Marquez.

“Manny is in great shape and is ready to prove that he did beat Marquez in their first encounter in 2004,” said Roach.

Marquez recovered from three first round knockdowns in that fight to salvage a draw.

“When Manny hits him this time, he’ll stay down,” said Roach, noting the power Pacquiao now packs in both hands.

Though Pacquiao, his cheek bones very eminent, appears certain to hit 130-lb during weigh-in on Friday, Roach said he’ll still bring the scale Thursday night.

“Just to make sure, ” he said.

source

Joe Rogan Vs UFC Heckler

Hilarious... MMA fans in particular (or anyone for that matter) will definitely get a kick out of this. I can't wait until he busts someones balls sporting Tapout gear.

Baby Safety Tips for Dummies





Thursday, March 13, 2008

Trailer "The Lost Boys 2: The Tribe"

The original Lost Boys was awesome. Even cooler since I lived near the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk where portions of the flick was filmed. I’m not saying that LB2 is going to be any good; in fact it looks quite corny, but Corey Haim needs to eat! I’ll donate my 8 bucks. IMDb

Yo Mama's so.....

Yo mama's so ugly she makes Onions cry.

Yo mama's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter

Yo mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

Yo mama's so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell


Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama’s so ugly, they renamed Halloween Yo-Mamaween

Yo mama’s so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest & they said “Sorry, amateurs only”


Yo mama's so fat shes on both side of the family.

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.

Yo mama's so poor, the burglars break in and leave her money.

Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo mama's so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo mama's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo mama's so ugly, your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so old she farts dust

Yo mama's so old her birthday expired.

Yo mama's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.

Yo mama's so fat her favorite food is seconds.



Thanks to Trevor from Monterey, CA!

This Day In History


1996

Lone gunman Thomas Hamilton shoots dead 16 children and their teacher at Dunblane Primary School in Scotland before turning the gun on himself.

1978

South Moluccan gunmen seize 70 hostages in a Dutch Government building.

1974

Opening of Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris.

1935

Voluntary driving tests are introduced into Britain - becoming compulsory in June.

1930

Astronomer Clyde Tombaugh announces the discovery of the planet Pluto.

1927

The lance ceases to be an official weapon in the British Army.

1900

In South Africa, British commander Lord Roberts captures the capital of the Orange Free State, Bloemfontein, from the Boers.

1894

First professional striptease at Divan Fayonau Music Hall in Paris.

1881

Assassination of Tsar Alexander II.

1872

Formation of Scottish Football Association.

1781

Astronomer Willaim Herschel discovers the planet Uranus.

Bow man...

So much gore in so little animation. Addictive as hell though!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

"Hardball" Way Too Hard for Obama Supporter Kirk Watson

Had I been in the Senator's shoes, I would've at least pretended that we were having technical difficulties with audio.



Thanks to Bill from Monterey, CA!

Scott Wade's Dirty Cars...

Just a tad bit more complex than your typical Happy Faces or Wash Me’s








Check out the rest of Scott's dirty work @ his Official Site

Thanks to Vlad from San Jose, CA!

SuperNews! - Gates vs. Jobs

This has been floating around for about a year now, but if you haven't seen it, it's definitely worth checking out. Hilarious!

NY Hospital Forced Rectal Exam

A New York construction worker is suing a hospital for forcibly performing a rectal exam on him after he was admitted for a cut face.

Brian Persaud, 38, visited the New York Presbyterian Hospital emergency room after he was hit in the head by a falling wooden beam.

After refusing a request for a rectal exam, Persaud claimed hospital staff held him down forcibly while he pleaded, "Please don't do that," Fox News reported.

He claimed he began flailing his arms, hitting one doctor until staff knocked him out with an injection — before completing the exam without his consent.

Persaud, who also received eight stitches to the cut above his eyebrow, reportedly woke up handcuffed to a bed with an oxygen tube down his throat.

Persaud later learned the rectal exam was a test to determine if he had suffered spinal damage.

Claiming he was "assaulted, battered and falsely imprisoned," Persaud is claiming unspecified damages.

A hospital request to dismiss the lawsuit was denied, and an assault charge against Persaud was dismissed.

The trial is scheduled to begin on March 31. Source

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

World's Worst Job? Mexico Sewer Diver

Next time you’re complaining about your pay, coworkers or boss, imagine yourself in this guys shoes. Then again, Bad Example. This guy LOVES his job.

Seven err... 14 Deadly Sins?

People who don't pick up their dogs' addition to the environment in the park may be risking more than a fine - they may be putting their souls at risk of damnation, according to a new Vatican list of seven deadly sins for the 21st century.

As the seven ancient wonders of the world were matched by seven modern wonders, the seven deadly sins have been given a modern version for a globalised world, announced by a Vatican official yesterday.

Polluting, genetic engineering, obscene riches, taking drugs, abortion, pedophilia and causing social injustice join the original seven deadly sins defined by Pope Gregory the Great in the sixth century. Article

One things for certain, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton & R. Kelly are F’d…




Just to give you an idea of the severity of punishment back in the day, here’s a list of the Original 7 & their consequences.

Pride: Broken on the wheel
Envy: Put in freezing water
Gluttony: Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes
Lust: Smothered in fire and brimstone
Anger: Dismembered alive
Greed: Put in cauldrons of boiling oil
Sloth: Thrown in snake pits

Which ones are you guilty of?

Source: The Picture Book of Devils, Demons and Witchcraft; Ernst and Johanna Lehner

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?

Jefe, what is a Plethora? Old School Three Amigo's but still hilarious!

Free Computer Utilities!

Ever wonder what the hell is running on your computer? Sure, Ctrl+Alt+Del will bring up your Task Manager but do you know what process is tied to what application or company? The folks at www.sysinternals.com sure do & they have a nifty little utility called Process Explorer. The company which was independently run as Winternals & Sysinternals but was acquired back in July of 2006 by Microsoft. They have an awesome selection of goodies, including one of my favorites, PsTools. Best of all, EVERYTHING is FREE!

Download Here

Check out the rest of the FREE stuff Sysinternals has to offer, including Security Utilities (Have I been hacked?), Networking Utilities, etc…


Sunday, March 09, 2008

You Might Be A Redneck...

If you fail to see the humor...


This would definitely keep the Jehovah's Witness Away































You've Glock Mail...





















What would YOU do if YOU won the lottery?













At least there aren't any yellow armpit stains...

Mind-reading computer picks your card

Scientists say they have made extraordinary progress towards reading the brain, venturing into the preserve of science fiction and stage magicians. The researchers say have decoded signals in a key part of the brain to identify images seen by a volunteer, according to their study, published today in the journal Nature. The tool used by the University of California at Berkeley neuroscientists is functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI). This non-invasive scanning detects minute flows of blood within the brain, thus highlighting which cerebral areas are triggered by light, sound and touch. Their zone of interest was the visual cortex, a frontal part of the brain that reconstitutes images sent by the retina. Article

The Greatest Fight Scene of All Time...

Actually, it’s called "Undefeatable" & it's quite possibly the corniest & most absurd fight sequence in cinematic history. Even Ed Wood wouldn’t have given his blessing, had he been directing. The funny thing is, It’s so God awful that you can't help but watch. Commit to its 3 minute entirety, all the way to the grisly end or you’ll miss the money shot. The last line is classic. Trust me, you'll thank me later...


WTF?

Man Flies Son To Tennis To Beat Traffic


When Robert Kadera's teenage son was running late for a tennis date near their northern Illinois home, Kadera came up with a novel way to avoid 45 minutes' worth of traffic... fly. There was just one problem... he had to land, without permission, at a golf course.

Full Story

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Illegitimate Celebrity Teens

It’s comedian Tommy Davidson & Trey “I Gotta Make It... to the Paternity Test” Songz…


Baby I just don’t get it.., but were ya’ll separated at birth? I give you Mario, the illegitimate seed of Chris Rock:

No Country For Old Men (Download)



In rural Texas, welder and hunter Llewelyn Moss discovers the remains of several drug runners who have all killed each other in an exchange gone violently wrong. Rather than report the discovery to the police, Moss decides to simply take the two million dollars present for himself. IMDb


No Country For Old Men
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Tweaking YouTube's resolution settings the easy way


Higher resolutions or not, YouTube still tweaks the quality of its videos for users depending on what kind of connection they've got. So how about a workaround to make sure you're getting the best of the best? Bayme of the VideoHelp.com forums seems to have found a way to tweak the URL of some videos to force YouTube to serve you the version with the highest resolution. The good news? It's easy as pie. The bad news? It's not going to work on all your videos, and it's not noticeably better

To give it a spin, just drop &fmt=6 at the end of the URL of any video you're watching. If YouTube has a higher quality version available on its servers, it'll start playing right away. Otherwise, you'll simply be staring at a loading symbol. Greasemonkey users can also download a simple script that adjusts all YouTube URLs automatically.

There's a long discussion over on the VideoHelp boards about which file types are retaining the most quality after automatic conversion. YouTube appears to be experimenting with a few variants of Flash and H.264, the latter of which became a major part of YouTube with the introduction of the iPhone and AppleTV--both of which access videos from the service without using Adobe's Flash player.

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Ghost Ride The Whip?

Go Stupid... Go dumb dumb... Should be more like an Anti-Ghost Ride PSA

Friday, March 07, 2008

QUESTION OF THE DAY...OR 2...OR 3

Would you take a Kimbo Charlie-Horse for $100?


Thanks to Steve from Monterey, CA!

Not sure what Chimgam means, but I may have an idea after playing this for about 2 seconds...






Fritalian Anyone?

I Love these commercials, then again it's probably because I hate Starbucks. I'm not a Dunkin' Donuts advocate (In fact, I'm partial to Peet's) but come on people! Whatever happened to Small, Medium & Large!!!!



Did you catch the drink, "Himan Plu Cento"? Hymen Placenta? Coincidence? Ehhh... close enough...

Shut Up & Reboot!

One of my all time favorite Dilbert Cartoons though I'm bias considering I used to be in Tech Support waayyy back in the day.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Eligible Bachelor of the Day

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies Marcelo Rodrigues is in da hizzouse! He’s an MMA fighter by trade though he hasn’t competed since 2000. My guess is, he’s probably hibernating in a coffin somewhere until some poor soul decides to tomb-raid his crypt. Honestly, I can’t believe anyone would’ve wanted to step into the ring with this Nosferatu looking Mongoloid in the first place.


I’m guessing this is his Senior Portrait considering he’s in his Sunday’s best. Aren't his eyes dreamy? All you drooling ladies out there, I can't give much more info besides the fact that he resides in Brazil. Latin Lovers look out!

Bench Press - 832LB Bar Drop!

This is my buddy Steve Wong. He was attempting an 832lbs bench when the bar slipped out of his hands. The amazing thing is, he attempted & successfully pressed his second lift that very same day. Despite what all the sites out their incorrectly state, it’s over 800lbs & he LIVED.



Here’s Steve hitting a successful 904lb bench in Hawaii in '07

Ikaika!

Gary Gygax - The Death of an RPG Legend

Yesterday was a sad day for all the D&D fans out there. For those of you who don't know what D&D is, then this post probably won't matter. For others, he was best known for co-creating the role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons & is generally regarded as being one of the founding fathers of modern-day RPG's.



I remember being a young buck & delving into the D&D world. At the time, the dice were so unusual & cool that I used to collect & integrate various types including a dodechahedron & a 100 sided zocchihedron. Wasn't I Rad? Us Generation X'ers would've been exposed to the D&D Cartoon Series as well which I'm not ashamed to admit, I watched. Then again, I watched Smurfs, He-Man, Thundercats & Voltron as well.




R.I.P. to the man w/ the Coolest name, "Ernest" Gary Gygax... (July 27, 1938 – March 4, 2008)


Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Where in the world is Reytos Yaytos?

I’m sure everyone is asking, “Where in the World is Reytos Yaytos?” Did he really have just 2 Days left to live & as a result of a lack of donations, Reytos passed away? R.I.P. Shame on you all! Well actually, Rey’s computer is out of commission so he’s asked me to fill in. I couldn't think of a clever pen name, so during his absence, I’ll just assume his. If you have any ideas for witty or interesting posts, send them my way! I won’t be able to update daily but I’ll do my darndist. Just pray for Rey’s computer to have a speedy recovery.

Separated At Birth???

I thought it was just me, but I did a Google Search & apparently a bunch of other folks felt the same way. My theory is, Danny Noriega & Jessica Alba are the same person. Kind of like a Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana type alter ego. For all you naysayers out there, I submit the following proof! You be the judge...

The Pentagon's Ray Gun

Pentagon officials call it a major breakthrough which could change the rules of war and save huge numbers of lives in Iraq. But it's still not there. That because in the middle of a war, the military just can't bring itself to trust a weapon that doesn't kill.

It's a long vid w/ a commercial in the beginning but it's pretty cool.