Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Old People On Uranus

OLD PEOPLE...
Do you feel old?
Do you look like a dog too?
Do you feel like your time is up?
Is your fastest sprint less than 1 mph?
Is your hair so white that it makes Bob Barker look 21 yrs old?
Can you brush your teeth without taking them out?
Do you have complete control over your farts?
Do your eyebrows grow like Chia pets?
Do you have a single 3 foot strand a hair growing out of your cheek? (Applies to old woman to too)
Can you read this?

If you feel old... move to Uranus and you'll feel a whole lot better about yourself. See why below.

These old timers went to Uranus!

See how they're clubbing...Wha? Whaat?



Here's Ethel chillin, waiting for her boo to come home.



See what a birthday is called on Uranus: BEWARE!


See "your" age on URANUS!!!!!

AWOL Soldiers In Action

Man Made DNA Successful

Dr. Craig Venter, or should I say, Dr. Frankenstein has successfully created the first man-made DNA strand. This puts him one step closer to making artificial lifeforms here on Earth.

However they implement this technology I hope it doesn't backfire and creates some ungodly creature that terrorizes our cities or a race of artificial human beings that take over our planet. People will say scientists are trying to play God, but the opposite camp would argue our new understanding of organic molecular architecture can open up doors to new fields of medicine...don't forget to mention Godzilla.

Continue: Women Can Create Own Sperm Now...Men Not Needed to Fertilize

Desperate To Look Beautiful

I Am Strong...You Are Not...HeHeHe! HAW!

Monday, February 25, 2008

Mile High Tower in Saudii Arabia

The proposed MILE tower in Jeddah City Saudi Arabia will oneday claim the title of world's tallest building. Although issues like transport, safety, and evacuation are at stake, this doesn't seem to slow down the minds of many investors excited to complete this milestone project.

Celebrity Fight Club (Flash Game)



Grandpa' s Funniest Laugh Ever

If you haven't seen this Youtube video yet here it it. It's been viewed over 10 million times and it was only posted on Jan 1st 2007.

It starts of really dry because the comedian sucks barnyard balls, but wait till about 1:45 into the video and keep watching!!! Blahahahaha!! I was rolling!



Continue: They Died Laughing...Literally.

Roasted Dog

CAPTION #1

The bottom message says:
"If your dog breakdances in front of my tent one more time!!!!!"

CAPTION #2
I wonder if they'll put an apple in it's mouth when their done.


Gotta better caption?

Fartman To The Rescue

New Alternative Music Downloads



Simple Plan:
Your Love is a Lie HOT
Augustana: Sweet and Low HOT
3 doors down: Its Not My Time

Anna Nalick: Shine
Jack Johnson: If I Had Eyes
Linkin Park: Shadow of the Day
The Afters: Never Going Back To OK
I Nine: Seven Days of Lonely
One Republic: Stop and Stare

Blogsters Guild's
YAYTOS Alternative CD HOT HOT HOT

Superbad (ipod Movie Download)


Two co-dependent high school seniors (Hill and Cera) are forced to deal with separation anxiety after their plan to stage a booze-soaked party goes awry.

Download:
ipod mp4 format
Superbad




Continue: Juno (ipod movie)

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Cola Boomarang

I don't know what's funnier, the cola part, or the guys laugh.

China: 100,000 Year Old Human Skull Found

A human skull roughly dating back 80,000 to 100,000 years brings controversy and new clues to man kinds orgins. Maybe giving us insight on how we all came to be.

The skull was found in pieces within the central province of Henan.

Chinese government claims the skull to be the greatest discovery after the Peking Man and that the fossil is a modern human. If this is the case, then this would re-write what has publicly been made aware of on Discovery, NG, and other science channels. Current theories are that our ancestors came from Africa and traveled throughout the globe making mankind what we are today.

Of course experts discredit any new finds because it makes their old theories void. They are saying that the skull most likely belongs to a sister or precursor species to modern humans.

link


Continue: Alien Skull Discovered (real extraterrestrial skull?)

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Nick Lachey Looks Like The Karate Kid Guy

Nick Lachey...What's Left of You??



Why so serious guys? I'll tell you Nick Lachey what's left of you...your HOT GIRLFRIEND!

I always thought Nick Lachey looked liked the Cobra Kai Sensei from Karate Kid. You know Nick. From the ex-pop group 98 degrees...you know?....98 degrees? No? Well he's only famous now because he has a hot girlfriend MTV's Vanessa Minnillo, and used to be married to Jessica Simpson. Continue: New York From Flavor of Love Looks Like a Muppet


Caption: Sinsei says "I wanted to be in 98 degrees you prick!!!!!!"

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Sleep Positions And What They Mean

How do you like to get your sleep on??

Position

Description Personality Tendency Comments
Fetus Curled up
in fetus position
Tough on the outside
- sensitive in heart.
Initially shy.
Most common position.
Log On side
both arms
down at sides
Easy-going and sociable.
Attracted to the "in-crowd".
Gullible because they trust strangers easily.

Yearner On side
both arms
out in front
Open natured. Can be suspicious, cynical.
Slow to make decisions - once made, may be inflexible.

Soldier On back
both arms
tight at
sides
Generally quiet and reserved. Do not like a fuss. Hold themselves and others to high standards. Can lead to snoring & bad night's sleep
Freefall On front
hands at pillow head on side
Gregarious, brash, and nervy.
Thin-skinned. Do not like to be criticized. Do not like extreme situations.
Good position
for digestion
Starfish On back
both arms
up at pillow
These make good friends. Ready to listen to others and offer help when needed. Don't care to be center of attention. Can lead to snoring & bad night's sleep




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Gamerator: Keg & Video Game Arcade Console

The coolest "boy toy" game console ever. It contains 187 old classic video games that made us throw away our books and hypnotized us to never play outside ever again.

You might say ehh!! I like my PS3 and Xbox... well stop complaining, for the new generation you can hook up any current console and play it like back in the day.

If that's not enough, for an extra good time you can hook up a keg of beer to the back...yes I said keg! I can't imagine what else you could make this awesome machine any better...besides a pole and dance floor on top.Continue: Bachelor Snacks For Dying Bachelors

The Gamerator can be purchased on eBay for $2,000....(I'll take 5)


Knocked Up (ipod Movie)

Slobby Ben and up and coming career girl Alison meet at a bar, and end up having a one night stand. Eight weeks later, Ben is shocked when Alison meets him and reveals that she is pregnant. Despite having little in common, the two decide that they have to at least try to make some kind of relationship work for the baby's sake.
imdb


Download:
(ipod mp4 format)
Knocked Up

Crash (Download Movie)

The film depicts several characters living in LA during a 36-hour period and brings them together through car accidents, shootings, and carjackings. Most of the characters depicted in the film are racially prejudiced in some way and become involved in conflicts which force them to examine their own prejudices. Through these characters' interactions, the film seeks to depict and examine not only racial tension, but also the distance between strangers in general.

Download:
Crash

Friday, February 22, 2008

Newest American Eagle Model...NOT!


More like American Hippopotmus

Continue: Americas Fattest Cities



American Eagle Clothing

Blogsters 'Fab 5' Reporter Retards

5. Reporter gets completely jacked up by a husband and wife. Don't mess with Juanita mang!



4. This reporter's TNT hairspray seems to have caused an explosion.



3. This reporter gets dookie in the mouth by birds.



2. Help Help Mommy! It's Godzilla! I love how he makes that sissy sound, falls like a pansy, then gets back up and tries to play it off all macho...more like Macho Macho Man.



1. This Reporter got drunk stomping on the wine grapes then falls like Jimmy the Super Fly Snuka and turns into these things: a munchkin, Gary Coleman, and barking seals.



Continue: Funny Slip Up By Reporter

What Really Goes On Inside There



I knew it! "Inside every machine there's a human mind behind it."

Step It Up 2 The Streets: Download Soundtrack

Tracklisitng:
1. Low (FloRida ft. T-Pain)
2. Shake Your Pom Pom (Missy Elliott)
3. Killa (Cherish ft. Yung Joc)
4. Hypnotized (Plies ft. Akon)
5. Is It You (Cassie)
6. Can't Help But Wait (Trey Songz ft. Plies)
7. Church (T-Pain ft. Teddy Verseti)
8. Ching-A-Ling (Missy Elliott)
9. Push (Enrique Iglesias)
10. 3-6-9 (Cupid ft. B.o.B)
11. Impossible (Bayje)
12. Lives In Da Club (Sophia Fresh ft. Jay Lyriq)
13. Girl You Know (Scarface ft. Trey Songz)
14. Say Cheese (KC)
15. Let It Go (Brit &: Alex)
16. Ain't No Stressin (Montana Tucker, Sikora and Denial)

download:
Step Up 2: The Streets - OST (Retail Album)

continue: More Music

Jack Johnson: Sleep Through The Static (2008)

Johnson's "Sleep Through the Static" sold 179,545 copies in the week ended February 17, according to Nielsen SoundScan, enough to lead the field for a second week.

download:

Jack Johnson - Sleeping Through The Static (Retail Album)



This file is in RAR format you will need a RAR extractor such as Extract Now:
Here

Transformers (ipod movie download)

A war re-erupts on Earth between two robotic clans, the heroic Autobots and the evil Decepticons, leaving the fate of mankind hanging in the balance.

download:
ipod mp4 format
Transformers

Time Freezes in Grand Central Station N.Y.C.

This is totally wild. A group of people freeze what they are doing exactly at the same time...and it completely freaks everyone out in the station. lol

Cool Nerd Laptop Case


9 to 5 Laptop Sleeve is a laptop sleeve that is trendy yet nerdy at the same time. Designed with heavy duty vinyl and padded up with 1/4 fabric backed foam. This holder sells for 40 bucks.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Valentines Proposal Goes Wrong

Ummm?? Ya...Watch this horrific event take place.




Continue: Watch more videos

Animal Cruelty At It's Worst

Animal Cruelty At It's Best


Human Octopus Piercings

A form of body piercing where one adds a suction cup shaped body underneath the skin to make arm tentacles.

Juno (ipod download)


Faced with an unplanned pregnancy, an offbeat young woman makes an unusual decision regarding her unborn child. imdb


ipod mp4 format

Download:
JUNO

All My Friends Are DEAD!


Perfect Music Played With Crystal Glasses

Holy Cow!! I didn't know this could be done so perfect! Must watch!



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British Women Love Hairy Hunks

HAIRY hunks are the biggest turn on for British women as they age.

Six in 10 aged over 45 say they find a fella with body hair attractive against just 24 per cent of under 25s.

And a hairy man's appeal increases the further north you go, reveals a survey.

The hairiest hot spot is Scotland with 47 per cent followed by the North on 38 per cent.

In the South it is 35 per cent, Midlands and Wales 33 per cent and London 25 per cent.

link

Music Made With Only Sounds From Windows XP & 98

This beat is gonna hit the top of the charts!! Very talented beat maker!



Continue: More Videos

Jayshaun Agosto: Amazing Basketball Kid

Jayshaun is a fifth grader that makes the globetrotters look elementary.


Thanks Jekka from Fremont

Continue: More Videos

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Extreme Audii TT Bomber



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Related Post: Underwater Sports Car

Dog Gets A Wii Bit Excited

Check what happens to this kid playing video games...Hilarious yet disturbing!


Thanks Brian (Vacaville Ca)

$140,000 Hot Wheel 'Die Cast' Car


This $140,000 Hot Wheels car is currently the most expensive toy car in the world. It was created to commemorate the 40th Anniversary of Mattel's die cast legends. The car has 2,700 blue, black, and white diamonds covering its 18-karat white gold frame. That's 23 carats all around up and down this little Hot Wheel. Talk about pimp my ride.

New Hip-Hop & RB Music Downloads (2008)


R&B
Akon: You Could Be The Reason HOT
Bobby Valentino feat Hood Fella: No More Party
Brandon Hines: Look In My Face HOT
Mario Winans feat The Game: Loves Highway
Ryan Leslie feat Mims: Diamond Girl
Lloyd feat Ludacris: How We Do In Tha A
Shana May Jackson feat Ne-Yo: 80's Lady HOT
Metro feat Bobby Valentino: Lavish
Ray L feat Akon: Doing Doing


Hip Hop
E40 feat Lil Jon: Turf Drop HOT
Flo-Rida feat Timbaland: Elevator HOT
Snoop Dogg feat Too Short and Mistah Fab: Life Of Da Party
KRS feat Nas: The Real Hip Hop
Focus feat Bishop Lamont and Busta Rhymes: Shine
Fredd Knuxx feat Crooked I: Freedom pt 2
The Game feat Eastwood: Recognize a Boss

Things We Lost In The Fire (Download)




A recent widow invites her husband's troubled best friend to live with her and her two children. As he gradually turns his life around, he helps the family cope and confront their loss.
imdb


Download:
Things We Lost In The Fire



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America's Most Sinful Cities


Forbes makes a list for America's most sinful cities. From Avarice to Wrath see where your city ends up on this list.

Wi-Fi T-Shirts Hit The Catwalk

It was a happy day for millions of nerds when this high tech T-shirt was invented.

The super T detects Wi-Fi signals wherever you and your shirt go. Located inside the seams of the T is a Wi-Fi- receiver that transmits the signal strength right in front of your T-shirt.
The only problem is how do you wash it? Then again I guess hardcore nerds don't wash their clothes. link

$150,000 Pet Dogs

A South Korean firm is offering to clone pet dogs in co-operation with the scientists who created the world's first cloned canine.

Seoul-based RNL Bio said it is already working on its first order from an American woman who wants a clone of her dead pitbull. She was especially attached to it because it saved her life when another dog attacked her and bit off her arm.

The client, Bernann McKunney of California, provided the firm with ear tissue from the dead dog, which she had taken and preserved at a US biotech firm before the dog died a year and a half ago, said company spokesperson Kim Yoon.

The chances of successfully creating a clone are about 25%, Kim said. The firm is charging $150 000 for the clones, which clients pay only after they receive a new pet. link

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New Study: Habitable Planets Are Common


More than half of the sunlike stars in the galaxy could have terrestrial planets with the potential to harbor life, a new study suggests. The research, announced yesterday at a meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science in Boston, Massachusetts, is just one of a set of recent findings that suggest the roster of potential life-harboring worlds is huge—even in our own solar system. link

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

Pervert Stuffed Animal


I think if you actually buy this and undress it the police raid your house instantly...you know, because of the microchip eyeball tracking device.

Baby Sings Hey Dude By Beatles



Continue: Baby Charlie Bites Brother (funny)

Christopher Walken Three Little Pigs

The coolest Italian sounding Irish guy ever!



Continue: More Videos

Friday, February 15, 2008

Dirty Old Man

Ya I admit, when I was around 9 yrs old I used tilt the magazines at WaldenBooks store to try to look down the dresses of the ladies.

Randy Jackson feat Barbie Esco: My RB 2008 (Download)

American Idol judge Randy Jackson is releasing a new album called Randy Jackson`s Music Club VOL.1 on March 11, 2008. The CD will feature appearances from Paula Abdul, Mariah Carey, Jason Mraz, Katherine McPhee and Elliot Yamin. Note: He used to play for Journey see pic!!

download / listen:
Randy Jackson feat Barbie Esco My RB (2008)



Related song: Paula Abdul: Like There's No Tommarow (2008)

Jason Mraz: Im Yours 2008 (Download)




Jason Mraz is a pop rock singer. Soon to be released third album called We Sing, We Dance We Steal Things on May 20th.

dowload / listen:
Jason Mraz: I'm Yours (2008)

How Many Sites On The Internet=155,583,825


A January Netcraft survey estimates that there were last month 155,583,825 WEB SITES ON THE INTERNET. Two other interesting data points: 1) Growth had slowed from 5.4 million new sites in December to just 354,000 new sites in January; and 2) Apache serves, which have been in the lead but suffering a long decline has been surging lately, and at the expense of Microsoft.

How The World Counts Cash

Shows how different countries count their cold hard cash...very interesting.


How People Count Cash? - The top video clips of the week are here

Funny Comic...Stupid Question

continue:
Campaign Clinton Comic (must see)
Redneck Gets Dumassted Comic

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Underwater Sports Car Invented

Swiss designer Rinspeed Inc. invented a submersible car that can drive on land and underwater.

“For safety reasons, we have built the vehicle as an open car so that the occupants can get out quickly in an emergency,” said Rinderknecht, 52.

Located inside this James Bond car is a compressed air tank that can be used if suddenly you drive off into the water. via

Million Dollar Violin Smashed By Supermodel

A former super"clutz" model David Garrett accidentally fell down a flight of stairs and landed on his 1772 violin worth a million dollars. It happened yesterday as he was leaving London's Barbican Hall after a performance. link

He looks like a tweaker off the streets...wear a bow tie...that's why your million dollar violin broke.

Scientology: Famous Stars/Related Deaths

Scientology as well as many other religions each have their own controversies, some more than others. Scientology seems to get the spotlight only when something goes wrong. Why? Well as Scientology continues to grow, we as a society, see the pitfalls to something not as traditional as say Christianity, Catholicism, Buddhism, etc. We exploit the realm of the unknown and misunderstood in hopes to find an answer to our own ignorance. I'm sure in every religion there are related coincidences but the millions upon millions of "traditional" followers don't except it and turn their cheek to the truth.

I am not defending nor do I practice Scientology what so ever, but I do believe there is good and bad in most religions and beliefs.

Here are some interesting links:

List of Famous Scientologists:
Scientology Related Deaths
Tom Cruise Leaked Scientology Interview (video) Must watch
Scientology Website Hacked!
Scientologist freaks out on protestors (video)
Science vs. Scientology- at fault for 9/11...Nazism
Scientology Official Site

WTF is That?

I want to feed that thing to the sharks.



Watch the disturbing full video:

Thursday, February 14, 2008

How To Kiss Your Valentine Passionately

This is for mostly 16 yr olds and super nerds.



Continue: Couples Fighting Styles!!!

Not So Valentines R&B Downloads (2008 new music)

Most of these songs are new underground R&B songs for 2008. Everyone seems to be coming out with more break up and shoulda let you go stuff. So if you feel like breaking up with someone, some of these songs will convince you to do that...but wait till tommarow when it's not Valentines Day; )
note: I will be posting more new music shortly...look out for it!

Aaron Sledge: Hold On

Making The Band 4: Got Me Going

Jared Lee: Away

Claude Kelly: Alone

T-Roy: prod. Mario Winans: I Got You

Mario: Me My Girl

Brian Mcknight: Again

Corey Williams: Promise Me

Jonny: Tears Never Lie


thanks dj honkie
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Valentines Day Virus

"Kaspersky Lab has detected a large-scale, global mass mailing of Valentine's Day spam. The spam was first identified by Kaspersky Lab on the morning of February 12, and as of the morning of February 13, the number of spam messages of this type have still not decreased. The message currently accounts for about 5% of all mail traffic checked by Kaspersky Hosted Security Services."

Watch out for secret admirers you know you don't have!!
link The Big Bald Blog
via


8 Million Losers Send Themselves Valentines Day Gifts


8 million American losers admit they send themselves Valentine's Day gifts. They must feel so unappreciated and unloved by others that they feel the need to give themselves some Mclovin...I wonder what they'll give themselves tonight? Wink. link

Gorrillas Mate Face To Face...For Valentines Day?

Scientists have always thought that humans and the Bonobo are the two primate species that mate face to face. NOT!

Thomas Breuer of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology and his colleagues captured the very first photo of gorillas mating passionately face-to-face. Mwa Mwa EEE EEEE AH AH!!!. Link

Poor Man's Valentines Day Gift






Dutch designer Katharina Ludwig had no money to buy real diamonds so she made a line of jewelry made of ice! She makes every piece out of ice and some sort of metal. From earrings, rings, and necklaces she brings an artistic flavor to the meaning iced. Link -via Unique Daily

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Officer Rivieri Is A Jerk...And More Bad Words

Officer Rivieri is a big douche bag. He is an officer of the law fighting crime against 14 yr olds in the great city of Baltimore. I guess he was feeling powerless so he finds some young skaters and decides to let his "has no life" frustrations out on them. As fellow blogger Joe Tech advises....FIRE OFFICER RIVIERI TODAY
If there's any lawyer vigilantes out there please get him bitch slapped, spanked, and fired!

Officer Rivieri you are a "DUDE" MAN!!....(don't get it? Watch)



Related Must Watch: Crazy Lady Super Yells At Kids

Add this to Digg, Stumble, Reddit or whatever to expose this fool!!!!

Charlie Wilson's War (Download)


A drama based on a Texas congressman Charlie Wilson's covert dealings in Afghanistan, where his efforts to assist rebels in their war with the Soviets have some unforeseen and long-reaching effects. imdb




Charlie Wilson's War
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Heartbreak Kid (Download)



A newlywed man who believes he's just gotten hitched to the perfect woman encounters another lady on his honeymoon.
imdb


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The Heartbreak Kid [CD 1]
The Heartbreak Kid [CD 2]














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Ass Implants Gone Wild

I wonder what it feels like. All I have to say is WHY??

Hand Explodes...YUCK!

That's a whole lot of wear and tear...He swore his Mama said he'd only get hairy palms!

Odd Facts For Dumbasses

The women of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth.

When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn't understand German.

St Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was not Irish.

The lance ceased to be an official battle weapon in the British Army in 1927.

St. John was the only one of the 12 Apostles to die a natural death.

Many sailors used to wear gold earrings so that they could afford a proper burial when they died.

Some very Orthodox Jew refuse to speak Hebrew, believing it to be a language reserved only for the Prophets.

A South African monkey was once awarded a medal and promoted to the rank of corporal during World War I.

Born 4 January 1838, General Tom Thumb's growth slowed at the age of 6 months, at 5 years he was signed to the circus by P.T. Barnum, and at adulthood reached a height of only 1 metre.

Because they had no proper rubbish disposal system, the streets of ancient Mesopotamia became literally knee-deep in rubbish.

The Toltecs, Seventh-century native Mexicans, went into battle with wooden swords so as not to kill their enemies.

China banned the pigtail in 1911 as it was seen as a symbol of feudalism.

The Amayra guides of Bolivia are said to be able to keep pace with a trotting horse for a distance of 100 kilometres.

Sliced bread was patented by a jeweller, Otto Rohwedder, in 1928. He had been working on it for 16 years, having started in 1912.

Before it was stopped by the British, it was the not uncommon for women in some areas of India to choose to be burnt alive on their husband's funeral pyre.

Ivan the terrible claimed to have 'deflowered thousands of virgins and butchered a similar number of resulting offspring'.

Before the Second World War, it was considered a sacrilege to even touch an Emperor of Japan.

The Imperial Throne of Japan has been occupied by the same family for the last thirteen hundred years.

via

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U.S. Seal Conspiracy Unlocked

Conspiracy theorists take note: The myths surrounding one of America's oldest and most enduring national symbols are about to be debunked ... if you believe the government, that is.

The keepers of the Great Seal of the United States, the familiar emblem on the back of the $1 bill, want you to know what it is not. It is not a sign that Freemasons run the country, it has nothing to do with the occult, and it does not contain clues to a fabulous hidden treasure.

It is rather the nation's stamp of authority, sovereignty and power, gracing our cash and embossing the most important of documents from its home at the State Department, which has held it since the days of Thomas Jefferson, the first secretary of state.

Not that the Seal's symbols - the all-seeing eye, the unfinished pyramid, the Latin phrases, the bald eagle clutching an olive branch and arrows and the number 13 - aren't powerful.

They are, historians say. Yet their meanings have been misidentified, misunderstood and misrepresented almost since the Continental Congress first commissioned the Seal in 1776.

It would be another six years before the original design was approved and another 128 before it evolved into its current form. Along the way, a movement to decipher the Seal's meaning with ancient Egyptian, mystical and otherwise other worldly explanations has gained currency.

The Internet age has seen an explosion in such conspiracy theories, many which have now been ingrained in public consciousness through the popular "National Treasure" movie franchise that serves up a combination of Masonic lore and historical myths in blockbuster Hollywood fashion.
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Monday, February 11, 2008

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog And Star Wars

This is one of the funniest skits that Triumph has ever done.

He camps out with all the uber nerds before the showing of Star Wars and rips all of them a new black hole. I can literally watch this over and over again until he comes out with some new skits...for me to poop on!

I Am Disco She Ess Deesko

Why didn't this good times song get as famous as Y.M.C.A? I'm gonna promote the hell out of this song now that I've heard it. DEE Eye Ess See OH! She is Deesko!



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Celebrity Funny Money



Bachelor Snacks For Dying Bachelors


Being a bachelor is tough. Scrounging for quarters in between the sofa in hopes to have enough to buy food, buying a block of spam and only using half so you can eat the next day, Taco bell hot sauce being the hottest hot sauce you can afford (free).

I've come across many different types of cheap, easy to make non traditional Bachelor snacks in my day. I'm going to share a few of them them with all the hungry bachelors out there in hopes of saving a bachelors precious life.






1. Bacheloritos:
(Blogsters Guild fave)
What you need:

Bag of Doritos
Real Lemon
Hot sauce of your choice, preferable Tabasco
zip-lock bag

First grab some Doritos and put them in a zip-lock bag. Now squeeze as much lemon as you can inside the bag and finally splash a crap load of hot sauce to add the necessary kick that makes this snack "Bacheloritos"!!!

2. Cheese Pocklezons: (invented by starving Steven S. from Salinas Ca)
What you need:

Saltine crackers
cheese slice
microwave

Very simple to make this one is. All you do is take a Saltine and top it with a piece of sliced cheese and nuke the heck out of it!

3. Cinnamon Sog: (concocted by hungry Ron V. from Salinas Ca)
What you need:

Slice of bread
cinnamon
sugar
butter
microwave

Take a silce of bread and top it with all of these ingredients and nuke it for about 20 sec. Don't put it too long or the bread hardens.

4. Philly Hot Cheetos: (devoured by craving Kelly S. from Chula Vista Ca)
What you need:

Flaming Hot Cheetos of your choice
cream cheese

Dip your hot Cheeto in the cream cheese as it was your last meal!

5. White Rice Delight: (consumed by famished Filipino bachelors all over the world)
What you need:

White rice
Anything sweet- Mango, banana, Pop Rocks

Mix whatever you have thats sweet with your rice and you'll have a desert that no ones ever heard of....unless your Filipino ;)

Swiss Top Secret Drumline Released

These guys are so precise it's ridiculous. Swiss Made of course.

Amazing Digital Sculpture

Ever wonder how they do the graphics for the movies?

Online Poker Players Win Millions Due to Glitch

Last week after a software upgrade, online poker players at Betfair Poker discovered a glitch that allowed a few players to get very rich playing Betfair’s Six Pack sit and go tournaments. Players found out that if everyone went all in on the very first hand of the tournament, the winner of the hand would win first place prize money, and the other five players would win second place prize money!

Internet poker forums were buzzing with the rumors that players were making guaranteed money playing the malfunctioning tournaments, and soon players were flocking to the $1000 buy in tournaments; the largest that Betfair Poker offers. continue via

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Religions Of The World List

History of Religion


Aladura
Asatru
Bah'ai Faith
Bön
Buddhism
Cao Dai
Chinese Religion
Chopra
Christianity
Christian Confucianism
Eckankar
Epicureanism
Falun
Gong
Greco-Roman Religion
Hare Krishna
Hinduism
Islam
Jainism
Jehovah's Witnesses
Judaism
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Friday, February 08, 2008

Hidden Sexy Toy Found

Umm..You'd better hide your sex toys before you take pictures...You undercover Dominatrix!

P.O.D. When Angels Serpents Dance (2008)







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Ryan Cabrera 'Say' (2008)


What the hell happend to him? A couple years later and he turned into Johnny Depp? Blahahaha!! Anyway, he put out a new good song I must say. Enjoy!

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"I have an idea! In the next two years I will try my darndest to look like Johnny Depp!"

Mafia Bosses Arrested (80 Plus)

US and Italian authorities launched a massive operation against the New York and Sicilian Mafia, arresting more than 80 suspects in a sweep described as a major blow against organized crime.

Prosecutors in New York unveiled a 170-page indictment against 62 individuals detailing murder, racketeering, loan sharking, conspiracy, drugs and extortion charges for crimes going back as far as the 1970s. link

Pope Praying For Naughty Naughty?

Our Father who art in....Hold on God.

Marijuana Causes Gum Disease...And Stank Breath

People who smoke cannabis are more likely to develop gum disease that can lead to tooth loss.

A new study has found that heavy cannabis smoking was responsible for more than a third of the new cases of gum disease by the age of 32. Gum disease is the second most common cause of tooth loss after tooth decay. via

Human Computer: Brad Williams vs Google Search

Brad Williams is an astonishing man. He has a condition called Hyperthymesia which gives him superhuman powers...He never forgets! He out performs Google in search queries. Watch!




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Cloverfield Download ( Full Movie)






Revolves around a monster attack in New York as told from the point of view of a small group of people.
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Thursday, February 07, 2008

Campaign Clinton...Vote For Monica?

Here's a serious flier I made up for the Clinton Campaign. Vote for Hilary...or not.


Make sure you spread this flier around...This nations depends on it...Stumble or submit it anywhere...Email it...Print it out and pass it out at the mall or even your kids birthday party!

More Ideas:
1. Go to an actual campaign event/party and pass them out there.
2. Dress up as 70's Doobie "Bill" Clinton next Halloween...Ya Baby! Ya!
3. Give one to your Republican Grandpa to pass out at the nursing home.
4. Make giant posters and post em in every major city where Monica...I mean Hilary campaigns.
5. Send it to Zig-Zag to make rolling paper.

6. Print it out on hemp paper and
give it to Hilary herself.

Pigeon Attacks Lady..Hyaaaaaaa!

It's Pigeon Bruce Lee Lady.


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Baby Thrown From Window

A photographer captures this amazing miracle on film while his baby was thrown from a window as a last resort due to a building fire. From 3 stories up the father of the child tosses his little one into the crowd. Imagine making this life or death decision? Truly a miracle.


Diver Pimp Shows Off His Skills

This guy is obviously is "the man" getting all the attention by explaining how to dive properly and who knows what else. Notice all the people on the sidelines eyeing this guy in the panties....well they're in for a good laugh. Watch!

Gas Prices Rise And Someone Dies

You gotta watch this...

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Macgyver $1 Camera Image Stabilizer







I have a couple of photographer cousins that would be able to use this cheap Macgyver alternative for a tripod. Enjoy!


Useless Facts For Dumbasses

The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction

The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world.

The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

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The Truth About The Sphinx Conspiracy

Pt1: African Orgins


Pt2: Antediluvian Existence


Pt3 Truth About the Sphinx: 30+,000 Years Old

Why Does OJ Taste Like Crap After You Brush?

Toothpaste usually creates a lot of foam in your mouth and this can temporarily affect your sweet taste buds. Look at the label on your toothpaste to see if it has an ingredient called Sodium Lauryl Sulphate (SLS). This is a detergent and it’s found in 99% of all toothpastes. It doesn’t really do anything useful, but just creates a lot of foam that makes you feel like your teeth are getting nice and clean.

Because your sweet sensors are not working so well you mainly taste the bitter taste of the citric acid found in orange juice. The sugar sweet taste is not there.

So what...?

Some dentists believe that the foaming detergent (SLS) is also responsible for giving people mouth ulcers. Patients who suffer badly have found that switching to toothpaste without this ingredient helps reduce the number of ulcers they get. via

Largest Swimming Pool in the World



In the South American resort of San Alfonso del Mar in Chile, this artificial lagoon and swimming pool is eight hectares in size and contains an incredible 250,000 cubic meters of water. Acknowledged by Guinness World Records as being the world’s largest swimming pool, the lagoon trounces all other record holders in the category, including the Orthlieb pool in Casablanca, Morocco, itself a huge 150 meters by 100 meters the San Alfonso pool in Chile is way larger is 1km in length.

Rihanna Has Her Own Line Of Umbrellas Ella Ella A

Can someone tell me how cheezy this is? Rihanna sings a song titled "Umbrella" and now she has her own line of umbrellas? She's very lucky her producers didn't title it "Mozzarella" ella ella a. Pizza Hut would then have to promote her cheese and name a pizza for her called:
"The Rihanna Hella Hella Cheese Pizza"

What if...Vanilla....what if Citronella? How bout Nutella ella a? AHH! It never ends......!

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THE PHILIPPINE EAGLE

Due to excessive logging of the Philippine rainforest, the national bird of the Philippines, the Philippine Eagle, may soon become extinct with only 700 breeding pairs left in the world. It is one of the largest raptors ( wingspans up to 7 ft and eats monkeys!) in the world and arguably the most beautiful flying predator in our skies today. link

The Kingdom (Download) DVD HQ





(2007)A team of U.S. government agents is sent to investigate the bombing of an American facility in the Middle East.

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30 Days of Night (Download)





(2007)After an Alaskan town is plunged into darkness for a month, it is attacked by a bloodthirsty gang of vampires. imbd



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Sunday, February 03, 2008

Neiman Marcus Sold a Real Mummy

When the Ancient and Mystical Order Rosae Crucis (AMORC) decided to buy a pair of mummy coffins from the Neiman Marcus catalogue back in 1971, they had no idea what a bargain they were getting. Not only were the coffins authentic (buried in Thebes around 600 B.C.), but to everyone's surprise, one of them still contained a mummy!

Not bad for $5,000.

The mummy was a priest named Usermontu, and he's one of several mummies I met last week at the ROSICRUCIAN EGYPTIAN MUSEUM in San Jose. The AMORC-owned museum also has galleries filled with ancient Egyptian, Sumerian, Persian, and Babylonian treasures, some dating back 5000 years. But for many people (including yours truly) the mummies are the magnet.

Gallery A is mummy-land, and it's a doozy. The main celebrity is Usermontu, whose desiccated body is displayed in the center of the floor. Take a close-up look -- if you dare -- at his feet (toes and toenails intact), arms and hands (ditto for the fingers), and head (includes one set of choppers and a tongue).

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Weird Religion: Spock Vulcanology


South of Lynchburg in Campbell County is a religion of the future. Trekies take "cult" to a new level. Founded in 1977 they practice the religion of Vulconology. They center their beliefs around Mr. Spock's Vulcan philosophy of copmlete logic. via



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Prison Tycoon (Download)


Prison Tycoon allows you to build and run your very own correctional facility from the comfort of your own home, on your PC.
Control the layout of your prison buildings and the arrangement of the rooms and facilities within them. Place dormitories and cellblocks, mess halls and gymnasiums, but don't expect to be able to build death row right away.
When you begin you will have a low security rating and must, with effort and managerial skill, improve your prison, maintain inmate discipline and increase your security to maximum. As time passes more inmates will arrive and you must deal with each new influx as they step off the prison bus, all of them needing to be housed and fed.


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Magic Digital Brush

This digital brush uses a camera and LED lights to capture any image and use it as digital paint...very cool.

Women Can Create Sperm Now...Men Not Needed

Scientists at the University of Newcastle have managed to create human sperm cells using a female embryonic stem cell.

The researchers, led by Prof Karim Nayernia, had previously created primitive sperm cells from male bone marrow. They’re currently working on making the cells from female bone marrow, which would be much easier and more practical than creating them from embryos.

The creation means that lesbian couples could soon have children that shared the DNA of both women, rather than having one male biological father. A sperm cell created from one partner could fertilize her partner’s egg. via

Learn How to Bokko Dance? WTF

Ok. This is an actual instructional video on how to Bokko (crack) dance...but why? I really can't believe they have a guy teaching this steroid tap dance. All you have to do to dance regular for 2 seconds, then stick a screwdriver in an electrical socket.

Before you watch this though, please pretend your at a wedding and before they say "I.... this guy breaks through the concrete walls steroid tap dancing his ass off.

I like his "Heeeeeere's Johnny" finishing dance move...ya right.

Funny 911 Call

An officer of the law makes a call for help...because he's DEAD.